Saturday, July 09, 2005

jithU = jithU + 1

It was almost midnight and I woke up hearing a loud noise. Some one was knocking on the door. From the sound, it was obvious that there was more than one person outside. I woke up in half sleep and opened the door. Flash lights went off and the gang outside caught me by my hands. They pulled me outside and I was taken towards the brick wall.

I wondered what they were going to do with me. Two of them continued to hold me and the rest moved backward. There was a burning candle on top of something, at a distance. I struggled to reach the candle. But the firm grip of the two stopped me and I couldn’t move atleast an inch ahead. Flash lights shoot off. I tried and tried, got tired and finally gave up.

The two of them receded and another four from the gang came towards me. Two of them hold my two hands and the other two hold my legs and pulled me up and then I found myself in the air, horizontal to the ground. Then only I realized that there was a sizeable crowd in front of me. Ten! Twenty! Thirty! Forty! Was there even more?

They were all shouting at me. I tried several times to release myself from the hands which hold me. But it all ended in vain.

“By the power of?” Some one from the gang yelled and someone else kicked my butt to red.

“Rekha!” I screamed all of a sudden. I didn’t know from where this word came to my mouth that time.

They took me a little further, towards the candle light. Flash lights show themselves again.

“By the power of?” I heard it once again. This time, it was a whack with a sneaker.

“Smitha!” This word followed the sound and I was moved a little further.

With every such question, a girl’s name came out from my mouth and I was moved more and more towards the candle. Whacks, kicks, slaps etc enriched my back.

When I was some what close to the candle, someone ordered me to blow off the candle. I tried but the candle was just outside my reach. After a lot of effort and when I was almost tired, some mercy soul pushed me ahead.

The clock had just passed 12 am. And finally, I made it! I blew off the candle!

“Happy birthday to you”
“Happy birthday to you”
“Happy birthday dear (Jithu)”
“Happy birthday to you”

The crowd was singing, rather saying, in one voice!

Then I realized that the entire ordeal I went through for about fifteen minutes was for my mistake of being born! But yeah, it was fun! :-)


36 comments:

rajesh said...

ha ha ha...
happy birthday jithu!

സു | Su said...

Many many returns of the day!

Mirage said...

Hey happy birthday man!! No broken bones I hope!!

God that was a brutal birthday surprise!! :D

silverine said...

Belated Happy Returns of the Day. I celebrated my bday on Wednesday . So you are a fellow Cancerian! :)

>|' ; '| said...

Birthday Bumps... still lots of tht here in CET.

Jithu said...

> rajesh
thnx yaar!

> su
orayiram nandi :-)

> mirage
my bones had shown more courage!

> silverine
yup! cancerians rulez!! and yeah belated HBD to you as well..

> poison
f*** man!, in CET i never allowed anyone to touch by butt. but here :-(

Kiran said...

wow! that was real nice. Your blog is very good. Please do keep posting. You got some talents[:)]

Geo said...
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Geo said...

Usually wisdom comes with age. But sadly in ur case, age has been coming alone, for quite a number of years ;_)

What counts is not the number of breaths u, but the count of moments that take away ur breath...

live life king size and do have a blast!!!

milo said...

hii..belated happy b'day.
hp such b'days continue to rock ur world..wat frnds!!
n yea! wat made u callout those girls' names?r they ur frnds or ur dream lovers??lol

milo said...

hii..belated happy b'day.
hp such b'days continue to rock ur world..wat frnds!!
n yea! wat made u callout those girls' names?r they ur frnds or ur dream lovers??lol

milo said...

hii..belated happy b'day.
hp such b'days continue to rock ur world..wat frnds!!
n yea! wat made u callout those girls' names?r they ur frnds or ur dream lovers??lol

BaluTee said...

Well Written Auntie...
Nice blog...
keep writing

Jithu said...

> happy girl reshmi
thnk u very much yaar:-)

> arun george
pattappakal philosophy parayalle georgee.. :-)

> milo
thnx yaar.. :-) actually the names i mentioned here were pseudo ones. but yeah it corresponds to real people.. well these cermonies, rituals what else ;-)

> balutee
cool! u r also in the league! nice man..

sanaja said...

Lol....for sometime I had no idea where this post was leading...

Belated Happy B'day!!!

Jithu said...

> sanaja
:-)) thank you!

കലേഷ്‌ കുമാര്‍ said...

ബിലേറ്റഡ്‌ ജന്മദിനാശംസകള്‍ പ്രിയ ജിത്തു.

ജിത്തുവിന്റെ മലയാളം ബ്ലോഗ്‌ കാത്തിരിക്കുകയാണ്‌ ഞാന്‍!

Praveen said...

Jithu, Belated Happy birthday and have a great year ahead. Nice way to start off your birthday though :)

rahul said...

happy birthday man! till the last para i wondered what was happening :-)

Jithu said...

> kalesh
thanks man! btw i'm trying real hard to release my malayalam blog..

>praeen
thanx yaar! its the it happens here. so no way to escape from it.. :-))

> rahul
thank you very much :-)

Poornima said...

We share the same blog template!!!!

Happy birthday- many days late as usual I am!

Jithu said...

> poornima
yeah i noticed it :-)
thanx for the wishes.. its better late than never rt :-)

MS said...

a BIG one!!!(very much belated happy birthday)

Jithu said...

> ms
thank you very much :-)

Zing said...

Belated Happy Bday Jithu :)

Jithu said...

> zing
dey, tell me who are you :-) well i have a guess ;-)

viswaprabha വിശ്വപ്രഭ said...

പ്രിയ ജിത്തൂ,
ഇതു വായിക്കാൻ പറ്റുന്നുണ്ടോ?

ഒട്ടും അക്ഷരത്തെറ്റില്ലാതെ നല്ല ഭംഗിയായ മലയാളത്തിൽ വായിക്കാൻ പറ്റുന്നുണ്ടോ?

Can you read the above?
Can u read the above in very neat Malayalam without any apparent spelling mistakes?


Please report back!

Because you have been trapped!

You have put your own head in the big net of Malayalam Bloggers.

So sooner or later (better be sooner), you are going to publish excellent Malayalam Blogs.


Yes, You are...!

There is an army of people waiting there to teach you how to if you think it is difficult.
It is really no difficult at all!


come... Give your neck! now!


With best Wishes,
Viswam
(വിശ്വപ്രഭ)
http://blog4comments.blogspot.com

Jithu said...

> viswam
i can read everything except the chillaksharangal :-)

viswaprabha വിശ്വപ്രഭ said...

That is not a big problem. The New version of AnjaliOldLipi.ttf from Cibu's Varamozhi.com site will get you rid of those small rectangles!

So be ready!
Get set!

Jithu said...

> viswam
sure! thnx! :-)

viswaprabha വിശ്വപ്രഭ said...

OK. here's Step No.1

Go visit http://blog4comments.blogspot.com and see if you want to be enrolled there! That brings a lot of readers to your blog!

But you must have at least some Malayalam Blog posts to enroll!

Jithu said...

> viswam
actually i started a malayalam blog a few weeks back. have been typing things in malayalam. kurachu kurachu aayittu.. but mainly madi karanam munnottu pokunnilla ;-)
yup! once i start publishing my works, i will definitely enroll there :-)

viswaprabha വിശ്വപ്രഭ said...

How do you ACTUALLY type in Malayalam?

Could you elaborate so that I know how I may help you get rid of that surprising lazyness?

May be when you know how easy it is, you won't feel any more lazy!


Do you use Varamozhi or Keymap?

Also, where is the MalBlog you are working upon? can I see?



btw, catch me at viswaprabha@യാഹൂ അല്ലെങ്കിൽ ജീമെയിൽ DOT com

Jithu said...

> viswam
i use varamozhi. well now i'm on fire to bring up my blog as early as possible. :-) i'll release the link very soon... i think it needs only a few more paragraphs...

Esperanza said...

Belated happy birthday !
Nice blog :)

Jithu said...

> esperanza
thank you very much! for both.. :-)